Not your soulmate. Just another wannabe Aussie surfer mistake.
Tell me you came to Bali and didn’t fall for one. Or maybe your ex girlfriend left you for one— either way, blame the tan, the blond hair & the “yeah nah.” It’s a classic Bali story: sunburn, surfboard, and suddenly you’re in “love.” Relax, babe. It’s not love — it’s just the Aussie accent.









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